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Word Match Quiz:

Words:

A. Deforestation
B. Skateboarding
C. Atmosphere
D. Coal
E. Bicycling
F. Global Warming
G. Oil
H. Sea-Level Rise
I. Methane
J. Carbon Dioxide







Answers:
  1. Name the most important greenhouse gas. 
  2. What greenhouse gas comes from rotting garbage? ___ and___
  3. What word means "clearing trees and forests"? 
  4. Name two types of transportation that do not use fossil fuels. 
  5. What might happen if the Earth gets warmer? 
  6. What do we call the layer of air surrounding the Earth? 
  7. What’s one thing that happens when there are too many greenhouse gases? 
  8. Name two fossil fuels. 

 

JOKES

A sloth is out for a walk when he's mugged by four snails. After recovering his wits, he goes to make a police report. "Can you describe the snails?" asks the officer. "Not well, it all happened so fast," replies the sloth.
Q. Why is Turtle Wax so expensive?
A. Because turtles have such tiny ears.
FATHER: How are your grades, son?
SON: Under water, Dad.
FATHER: Under water? What do you mean?
SON: They're below C level.
Q. If April showers bring May flowers then what do May flowers bring?
A. Pilgrims!
Q. What's in the middle of a jellyfish?
A. A jelly button
Q. Tourist: How would you describe the rain in this part of the country?
A. Local: Little drops of water falling from the sky
Q. What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming?
A. "Here come the elephants!"
Q. Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?
A. So he could be polyunsaturated
Q. What do mermaids have on toast?
A. Mermerlade
Q. Why do elephants never forget?
A. Because nobody ever tells them anything

 

Water Riddles

Share these silly water riddles with friends and family.

1. What lives in winter, dies in summer, and grows
with its root upward?

2. What three letters mean "stiff water"?

3. What kind of bank needs no money?

4. What runs and has no feet, roars but has no mouth?

5. What runs but never gets tired?

Water Riddle Answers

1. An icicle
2. Ice
3. A riverbank
4. The sea
5. Water, from a tap or a river

 

Q. What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? 
A.  Put it on my bill.
Q. Why did the chewing gum cross the road? 
A. It was stuck to the leg of a chicken !!!
Q. What did the egg say to the other egg? 
A. Let's get cracking!
Q. What do you say to a cow that crosses in front of your car? 
A. Mooo-ve over.
Q. Why was the chicken afraid of the chicken? 
A. It was a chicken.
Q. Why did the turtle cross the road? 
A. To get to the Shell Station!
Q. How do you know if there's an elephant under your bed? 
A. You bump your nose on the ceiling.
Q. What would you call a sleeping bull? 
A. A bulldozer.
Q. Why do cows have bells? 
A. Because their horns don't work.
Q. What pie can fly? 
A. A magpie.

 

   A camping expedition got lost, and spent several weeks hiking over snow-covered peaks, across flower-strewn alpine meadows, and fording sparkling, trout-filled brooks, until finally an automobile junkyard flanked by a smelly mountain of trash tires appeared around the bend. "At last", gasped the expedition leader, "civilization."

 

   The Orca said...."I've really got to go on a diet. I'm at the beach the other day and three guys from Green Peace tried to push me back into the ocean!

Teacher: If we breathe oxygen in during the daytime, what do we breathe at night?

Student: Night –rogen

 

Teacher: How many apples grow on trees?

Student: All of them

 

 

Q: Where do fish buy there clothes?
A: At the Bay

 

Q: What is a frogs favorite drink?
A: Croak-a-cola

 

Q: Why didn't the hen cross the road?
A: She was too much of a chicken.

 

Q: What kind of flower is always happy?
A: A Glad-iola

 

Q: What is a tree's favorite drink?
A: Root beer.

 

Q: What did the creek say to the fish?
A: Don't move, I've got you surrounded!

 

Q: What did one volcano say to the other volcano?
A: Why are you always blowing your top?